A group of mountain
| Christmas jokes
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
| Cat jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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Diner: Waiter, please
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
| Insect jokes
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !
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Why were you late ?
| School jokes
Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!