What did the great Ape

One day a wife complained, "This wall clock

| Humor jokes

One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

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Why did he cross back?

| Accountant jokes

Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

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Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!

| Idiot and fool jokes

Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!

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A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a

| Spelling jokes

A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word 'Timbuktu.

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Which

| Burger jokes

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don’t monkey around with me!