Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
| Vampire jokes
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
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What sort of animals make the best TV
| Movie and TV jokes
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !
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BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
| Marriage jokes
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
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What do you put in a www.ashing
| Internet jokes
What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
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What’s the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.