Horror Stories by R. U. Scared

What do you call a bloke with a

| Bus jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

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Why do you keep going back to that fishing

| Internet jokes

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.

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How did the soggy

| Easter jokes

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

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Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight

| Men jokes

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.

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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into

| Cow jokes

Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!

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Horror Stories by R. U. Scared