Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew

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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another

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What happens if an

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What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my

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Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

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I was once in a play called

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

| Pig jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!

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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.