A little girl spoke to her teacher about
| Religious jokes
A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the t
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What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
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Teacher: What
| Face jokes
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
| Criminal jokes
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.
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What's the difference between an angler and a
| Fishing jokes
What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Rugs and kisses!