Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
| Frog jokes
Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a
| Dog jokes
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
| Fishing jokes
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He the
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I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
| Beauty jokes
I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
| Baby jokes
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !