What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
| Dog jokes
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!
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How are you doing in arithmetic ?
| School jokes
How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this
| School jokes
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
| Fishing jokes
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
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Why did the cat sleep under the
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn’t any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That’s all right. I’m sentimental.