What did
| Computer jokes
What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft'
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After accepting an
| Hair and bald jokes
After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."
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I remember when Father Christmas first
| Christmas jokes
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! he called proudly. 'No-el plates!
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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
| Elephant jokes
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
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Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.