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| Cannibal jokes
1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?'
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Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
| Dog jokes
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
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May: What position does your brother play in
| Bath jokes
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
| Cat jokes
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
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Teacher: What's a robin?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.
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Why did the fly fly ?