One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular
| Lotto jokes
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did y
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When a car skidded on wet pavement
| Doctor and nurse jokes
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid." The woman watched him for a
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Three boys were heading home from school
| Political jokes
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other boy
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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
| Burger jokes
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
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One night Bill Clinton was
| Clinton jokes
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through
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How are you doing in arithmetic ? I’ve learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.