Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
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What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?
| Dog jokes
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!
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Why did a anowman send his father to
| Snowman jokes
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
| Blonde jokes
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don'
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Did you hear about the dumb
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?'
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Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.