Policeman: How can you drive so

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.

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What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?

| Dog jokes

What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

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Why did a anowman send his father to

| Snowman jokes

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

| Blonde jokes

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don'

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Did you hear about the dumb

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?'

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Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.