Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this

A big, burly man visited the pastor's home

| Religious jokes

A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too il

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One day, two guys were driving

| Car and train jokes

One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing

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One night, Peter was home

| Marriage jokes

One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would". Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your golfing partner?" Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that

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An elderly couple were killed in an

| Food jokes

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

| Bird jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!