How do you know if your little
| Brother and sister jokes
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
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What did the teacher say after
| Travel and tourist jokes
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.
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What kind of money do polar bears use ?
| Various animal jokes
What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !
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One night, Peter was home
| Marriage jokes
One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would". Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your golfing partner?" Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that
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Q. What did Snow white say when her photos
| Humor jokes
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store? A. "Some day my prints will come!"
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !