First cannibal: I don't know
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?'
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How do you know that cats are sensitive
| Cat jokes
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
| Aviation jokes
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up front the
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In olden times, it is reported that
| Marriage jokes
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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How come you never write e-mails? I’d rather send a note!