Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
| Men jokes
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
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What is a dog's favourite food ?
| Dog jokes
What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
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What is a Mexican weather report?
| Weather jokes
What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.
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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.
| Car and train jokes
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
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Why did the bank robber take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
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Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies? Bull: I’ll let them go barefoot!