What do you call a lion wearing a

Q. What does a woman's asshole

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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

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Why are astronauts successful

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Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !

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What did the primary rainbow say to the

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

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A young wildlife biologist got fired from

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A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. "You know what a crew boss is?" he asked. "The one who stands around and watches everyone else work." "What's that got to do with it?" they asked. "Well, he just

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What are baby witches

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What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !