Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
| Cow jokes
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
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The couple
| Salesmen jokes
The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest
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What's the difference between a lawyer
| Lawyer jokes
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
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Q: Did you hear about the new form
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.
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A local priest and pastor stood by the side
| Religious jokes
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around
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What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein!