Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
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How do you stop an angry elephant from
| Elephant jokes
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
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A guy walks into a post office one day
| Lawyer jokes
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better
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Tell me, said the hiker to the
| Farmer jokes
Tell me, said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"
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What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.