Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal'
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Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm
| Mental health jokes
Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either, because I planted cabbage !
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A couple just got married, and when the husband
| Dirty jokes
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He
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Q: What's Clinton doing to
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.
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Have you seen www.tame.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.
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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them “Hey, less noise!, don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning!”