Why was the headmaster
| School jokes
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
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What did the hotel manager say to the
| Elephant jokes
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
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A young man comes home and says "Dad,
| Car and train jokes
A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll s
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What do you get when you cross a chicken
| Bird jokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !
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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !