A Russian walks into a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the custome
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over b
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A husband and wife
| Marriage jokes
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet. "Are
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Why are electric trains like a
| Dirty jokes
Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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