Q: How many Americans does it take to change a

Adding Up

| Book title jokes

Adding Up by Juan & Juan

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

| Sport jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!

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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that

| Pig jokes

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.

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Why is your nose in the middle of your

| Face jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image

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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn’t defective. A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.