Which football team loves ice-cream?
| Sport jokes
Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that
| Pig jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Why is your nose in the middle of your
| Face jokes
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn’t defective. A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.