Why, if the best things in

What happened to the lost cattle?

| Cow jokes

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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What newspaper do cows read?

| Cow jokes

What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

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Young Bobby was

| Parent jokes

Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."

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One day the counsellor got a

| Humor jokes

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday. 'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?' 'At the garbage dump! the old camper answered.

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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana

| Banana jokes

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?