A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
| Divorce jokes
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you ha
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A man took his wife to the doctors.
| Marriage jokes
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"
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What do cows usually
| Cow jokes
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What do baby pythons play with?
| Baby jokes
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!