Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose
| Children jokes
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it !
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Why do dentists like
| Dentist jokes
Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
| Men jokes
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spe
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!
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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !