Excuse me, a young fellow said to
| Lawyer jokes
Excuse me, a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."
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How do you confuse a man?
| Men jokes
How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
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Pilot says:
| Aviation jokes
Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
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QUESTION: Do you know what
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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What did the cannibal have for
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.