Patient:
| Dentist jokes
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.
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Why did the chicken end up in the soup
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !
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A man and his son were
| Dog jokes
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had
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Why don't anteaters get sick ?
| Ant jokes
Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
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What do baby swans dance to ?
| Dance jokes
What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!