What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
| Mouse jokes
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
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Why does frost not like to lay out in the
| Weather jokes
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
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During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young
| Parent jokes
During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then turned around and went downstream. After it had gone some
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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
| Easter jokes
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
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Father Christmas:I
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!
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Why don’t anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!