What gas do snails prefer?

Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry

| Ethnic jokes

Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

| Various animal jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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What happens if an

| Car and train jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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A couple of young guys were fishing

| Fishing jokes

A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a ha

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Nigel: You said

| Dentist jokes

Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.