What did the cat say when he lost all his money
| Cat jokes
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !
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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
| Ghost jokes
Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
| Aviation jokes
A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I've never seen one that short!" The co-pilot looked out the windshield. "W
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Doctor, doctor, I've got a
| Pig jokes
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.
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Where do ghost trains stop?
| Car and train jokes
Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !