A man has six children and is very proud of
| Marriage jokes
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as we
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Who has
| Dentist jokes
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.
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Did you hear about the unlucky
| Banana jokes
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
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What do you do if you see a blue banana?
| Banana jokes
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
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What sickness do cowboys
| Cowboy jokes
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”