Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
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Two young men were out in the woods on a
| Fishing jokes
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty year
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Q: Did you know they are taking out all the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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It's not what you say, but the way you say
| Marriage jokes
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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Teacher: How much is half of 8
| School jokes
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.