What did the monster say when he saw a
| Car and train jokes
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
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Did you hear about the Penn State professor
| College jokes
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?
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What do reindeer say before telling you
| Various animal jokes
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !
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One day in the Garden of
| Men jokes
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" c
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!