Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
| Police jokes
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of
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How do you know when a
| Women jokes
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
| Dog jokes
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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If you had one dollar and you
| School jokes
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !
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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: “Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I’ve never seen one that short!” The co-pilot looked out the windshield. “Wow! you’re right! That’s incredible! Are you sure we can make it?” “Well we better, we’re almost out of fuel.” So the captain got on the intercom, and notified the passengers to put their heads between their knees, and prepare for an emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down, and slowed the plane to just over stall speed. The big jumbo jet came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilot’s hands were sweating, the co-pilot was praying. They touched down, and came screeching to a halt just before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking. “HEW! That was CLOSE!” yelled the captain. “That runway was SHORT!” “Yeah!” said the co-pilot, “and WIDE too!”