O’Connell was staggering home with a

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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How can you tell if you are looking at

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.

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Why did the chick

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

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O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. “Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”