What do you call an aardvark that plays
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
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What do clouds want to be when they grow
| Weather jokes
What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms
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Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
| Bird jokes
Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!
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What works in a circus, walks a
| Cat jokes
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
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Why did the turkey cross the road
| Bird jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken
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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn’t catch much. He only had two worms !