What did Noah do while spending time on the

What do you call an aardvark that plays

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

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What do clouds want to be when they grow

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

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Why do parrots carry umbrellas?

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Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!

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What works in a circus, walks a

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What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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Why did the turkey cross the road

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Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn’t catch much. He only had two worms !