Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Why did the dish and spoon hide their
| Computer jokes
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
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Honey, said this
| Marriage jokes
Honey, said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
| Judge jokes
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge reached into his pock
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Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !