What do you call a python with a great
| Snake jokes
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
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Why did the python do national service ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
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Why did the girl sit on her
| Time jokes
Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
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Your teeth are
| Teeth jokes
Your teeth are like the stars, he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!
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How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
| Gorilla jokes
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!
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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!