A person is in the hospital and asked his

Q: Define Transvestite:

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Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Q: "How many members of the coalition does it

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Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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Coming

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Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Real

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Do vampires get

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Do vampires get AIDS?'

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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,

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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it! Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!

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A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn’t make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the lawyer asks him why did he want him next to him. The dying person replied, “When Jesus died, he had a thief next to him and I want to go the same way.”