Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young

| Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

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A young man comes home and says "Dad,

| Car and train jokes

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll s

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I can't find a shark website....

| Internet jokes

I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

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What do you call a neurotic octopus?

| Various animal jokes

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

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How do comedians send messages?

| E-mail jokes

How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.” Tom looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60? That’s amazing!” Hawk smiled and said,” Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!”