What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

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Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't

| Salesmen jokes

Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.

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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his

| Clinton jokes

Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

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A man who smelled like a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the di

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Sherlock Holmes

| Humor jokes

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have anoth

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What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !