What happened to the girl who
| Halloween jokes
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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While cruising at 40,000
| Aviation jokes
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
| Aviation jokes
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
| Baby jokes
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
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Two elephants jumped off a
| Elephant jokes
Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!
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Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.