How many psychologists does it
| Mental health jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
| Dog jokes
What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.
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Teacher: That's quite a
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?'
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What did the maggot say to his friend when he
| Insect jokes
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !
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Cannibals capture three men. The men
| Cannibal jokes
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The sec
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What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !