At the inquest
| Dead and dying jokes
At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."
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An explorer
| Marriage jokes
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said "I want to know the person you hate the most" The explorer said "That's gotta
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Why was the cannibal expelled
| Cannibal jokes
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
| Monster jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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What is a duck’s favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !