How do you raise a baby elephant ?
| Elephant jokes
How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
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According to "The Australian," an airliner
| Aviation jokes
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging
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What do you call two witches who share a
| Witch jokes
What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.
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Two women, who are dog owners,
| Dog jokes
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
| Insect jokes
Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !