Ted
| Money jokes
Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
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Does a dolphin ever do something by
| Various animal jokes
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
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Why is a sinking ship like a
| Criminal jokes
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
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Jack: "My brother was sick and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?” “What” answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again?”