Teacher : Why are you
| School jokes
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
| Easter jokes
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!
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A guy walking down a street one
| Idiot and fool jokes
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got
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Policeman: Why are you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
| Blonde jokes
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up a
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Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic