What does a vampire stand on after taking a

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a

| Political jokes

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.

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How do sheep keep warm in winter

| Weather jokes

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

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There is a

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

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What did they do to the burger who thought he

| Burger jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What did they call it when NHL officials

| Burger jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.