Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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A doctor of psychology was doing his
| Mental health jokes
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient
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A group of senior
| Old age jokes
A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee." "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck." "My blood pressure pills make my diz
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over b
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
| Pig jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. ‘Whatever’s the matter ?’ asked her mother. ‘I don’t know,’ replied Mary, ‘but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.